Okay, just have to blog this while I’m still cracking up over the article I just read in my local newspaper. Check out THIS LINK.
It’s just too funny.
It’s about being connected…not just via your smart phone, computer, or even that FitBit or I-watch on your wrist.
Now, it’s about being connected through your clothing. Yes, that’s right. How about wearing blue jeans with blue tooth connectivity. Before you walk through your front door, rub your palms on the jeans and turn on the house lights.
And this could be really useful: a sweater that changes colour with your mood. Picture this: you’ve got your red sweater on but you’re having one of those days. The kids come home, run to give you a hug and the sweater turns black. Back off kids. Momma’s on the warpath.
Hey, we could take that further: how about underwear that screams at your partner “Not Tonight!” just as he starts to remove your bra?
Or how about wearing that little black dress to a cocktail party, and when your adrenalin starts rising with the closeness of some hunk, you sprout wings that keep growing out the back of your dress? Nothing like telling everyone in the room the effect he’s having on you. Would be cool if they came up with something for the guys that shoots up antler-like antennae that broadcast he’s horny.
But this is the one that really quacked me up. Check out the picture of the dress that emits a cloud of smoke around you if someone’s getting too close to your personal space. Just wait till the saleslady asks you:
(Photo ©Hamilton Spectator, November 4, 2016)
“Would you like a scent to go with with that dress. We have a special on Fart Off today”.
Too funny. Connected clothing eh? Just imagine the price of being all wired up wirelessly…and with Blue Tooth yet!