If that title has you puzzled, all will be clear shortly. And when you’re done reading, take some time of out of your busy day to watch the “macarena” video below. It’s a tad long and not always clear, but talk about funny! Watch for the couple taking communion on their wedding day … and don’t miss the bear dragging its stomach on the snow (that’s me!) But first, about that supermarket macaroon macarena …
I danced it this morning. No, not as part of a wake-up, shake-up exercise. I had to deposit some cheques. I do that at the ATM conveniently located in my local supermarket.
So I walk through the supermarket doors. To get to the ATM, you turn right. To get to the bakery, you turn left. Now it’s 9am and I haven’t had breakfast. I know I shouldn’t but I peek to the left (press play on “macarena”). I see free samples on the top of a counter. No girl, don’t do it. So I turn right (oooh macarena). I stop. Move forward one step. Turn left and look again. (yeah macarena!) No!
I turn right and take 2 steps to the right. Eyes front. I stop. Look over my shoulder. (Jump Macarena!) I turn right around and saunter casually to the bakery department. Macaroons. Oh no! I love them. I reach for one. Stop. Turn around. (Macarena!) I start to walk away and then damn. No way. I’m hungry. Macaroons. Caramel macaroons yet. To hell with it. Grab it. Macaroon Macarena!
Oh they were so good I had to ask where they were so I could buy some. Well, apparently they weren’t for sale. They’d come in by accident so they were getting rid of them. Well hey. How many boxes do you have? They just had 2 packages and said they’d sell me one at a discount. Score! The girl in the baker’s cap gets a sticker, puts it on the package and I macarena over to that ATM at last. I then decide to look at what kind of discount I got. Ready? 2 cents! Regular $3.99. Now $3.97! Oooh Macarena!
Enjoy the video. Only thing missing is me doing the “Macaroon Macarena”!